So it’s blurred, but I definitely see the matching hue of Florida and Canada, which I’m interpreting as meaning the two are one in the same. I’m cool with being Canada’s shorts if y’all are willing take that shit show off of our shoulders!
That was my thought, too.
Alternately, I’d consider re-accepting the weiner into our pants if we could get some of that socialized heath care.
That’s because of all the snowbirds
The backside of Arizona looks similar
Omg I’ll move to Japan first.
Florida is absolutely North America’s penis.
While Sweden is Europe’s. But don’t worry, size is not all that matters.
Wait, so is Europe about to slap the UK across the face? Why did you guys line it up like that.
Also, what does this mean about me liking Salmiakki, the pungent salty candy from Finland?
I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔
You could try introducing them to the liquor first - while people may shudder when eating a non-sweet candy people tend to be a lot more open to salty drinks.
I enjoyed living in Florida, and I’m moving back, but I can confirm that they are both visually,and societaly, North America’s dong.
Why would you move to Florida?
Possibly a strong urge to get shot by the police
Cheap rent with a friend and the ability to move right back out again. I was laid off recently just as I was about to move for work and the choices were be homeless in LA, be homeless in Dallas, or move back into my old room in Jacksonville.
Ah yes, the eternal, ultimate reason to move to a shithole.
florida’s a miserable oozing pustule on the cock of the earth. no seasons, no landscape, only assholes, mosquitos, asshole mosquitos, and tourists going to either disney or one of the shitty florida beaches with no waves, only red tide and scientologists. and enjoy the 95+ heat when a hurricane knocks your power out for 3 days.
and despite being completely flat with nothing but the most boring straight roads anywhere, nobody knows how the fuck to drive. seriously wtf
fuck florida. there’s no amount of money anyone could pay me to live there again
Coincidentally my problem is, in fact, that no one is paying me.
Jorts
It’s a tiny wang.
Floridick
Bruh. We Americans know Florida is just our wang.
Our sad, scrofulous wang…
Just learned a new word! Gonna find new and exciting ways to use it.
“This lasagna is perfectly scrofulous, darling”
Uh, Canada? You could at least buy us dinner first.
Hnnng… Blow your load in me daddy; give me that good-good healthcare batter. Nnnnnnhh~
I wish I had a Canada in my life
Maybe I’m getting carried away with the phalluses but it looks like Canada might also be enjoying a James Bay-shaped buttplug. Nice.
TEXAS IS TITS!!
TEXTITS!
TITSAS!!!
I like how Alaskans refer to the rest of the US as the southern states.
90% of the population of Canada lives within about 100 miles of the United States border. Canada being America’s hat makes moree sense in that respect.
But Florida is clearly a cock, so… I’m into it.
Jokes aside, we do know, if you’re not from here. Our whole national identity revolves around the resulting inferiority complex, lol.
Speaking as an American, I’d like to say that any other American who gets sincerely mad at this deserves to be messed with. It’s funny. Get over yourself.
I’m mad that Fl*rida is hanging out of the shorts. 🤮
Cover that shit up.
Tell me that you wouldn’t think Floridians would do that
Unite as one humongous cock? That’s what they do all day every day.
It’s getting less funny every day though. I’d say things are downright concerning in Florida nowadays.
Yeah. It really is a trash fire
no but there are canadians I want to fuck and some of them have dicks and I have to imagine this now. I have to imagine touching florida. this is Not Okay.
What da Mexico doin?
So now I can explain to foreigners that its technically Canada fucking the rest of the world with their Florida penis. Excellent.
Europe staring across the pond:
Canada’s got that Hank Hill ass with California.
Excuse me, the term is Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
I mean, this implies that Canada is a hapless idiot who walks around with its cock out, so this feels more like a dunk on the canucks
You ever been to Dartmouth?
Or America is such a shit show even your shorts are fucked
The biggest thing it implied to me is that Florida is part of Canada. You can have em!
If big mad means “leaves ‘em grinnin’” then mission accomplished.
Thanks!
