They should get Frakes back to do an in-universe version of his Beyond Belief show.

“Ever had all the bones sucked right out of your body?”

damn you this one got me good.

Janeway’s s1 hair bun and Picardo’s stage presence?

This is my favorite theory. I mean, I’m not a star wars historian deep in debate, buffet plate at Bennigan’s, but I like to think I know my stuff.

In space everything is a hexagon, so the correct word would be “hextares”

Society needs a yeeting tree.

I think someone needs to update that old “if programming languages were weapons”. JavaScript is a cursed hammer.

It IS sad, and shitty, that companies treat people like trash. But when you’re on your third layoff in 18 months for reasons completely out of your control, clown knob starts looking mighty appetising. Not everyone gets to live the same reality you do.

That…is an excellent idea actually. Damn.

Boromir would do it. Why can’t you be more like Boromir?

The savvy ones are probably copy pasting entire resumes into chat gpt and then asking if they’re a good candidate.

Lineeses.

It would very quickly become the de facto property of one or a cadre of billionaires, assuming complete economic and political separation from the U.S.

Same. When my dad turned retirement age I would make absolutely sure every waiter and cashier knew he was a senior. I’d loudly ask if his senior discount had been applied. Ah, the sweetest of petty revenges.

(Karmic backlash: my kid has always been tall and strong for his age. I lost out on years worth of “kids for free” discounts. The ONE time I tried to eek him under an age limit he quite expertly shut down any shenanigans by stating his birth date, age to the day, and a proclamation that he would be ordering from the non-kid menu anyway, so it didn’t matter. He had just turned 6.)

Almost. That’s the Future Enterprise D.

Data was artificial and autonomous. The Dr originally wasn’t autonomous, it could be argued he’s just part of the ship, but the holo emitter changed that. I’m amazed the Daystrom institute let him keep it, but since it’s apparently his, and that makes him autonomous, I would argue he’s just like Data (minus the permanent corporeality of course). I suppose there’s a question about ownership given his origins as a Starfleet asset, but since he can be replaced with a copy of the original program, there’s no real material loss in letting him leave the ship.

This opinion brings great dishonor to your hole.

There are women Spartans, but the master chief is a guy.