I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Video game addiction ironically doesn’t affect the teenager.
This one wins
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
riker shows a genderqueer person it’s okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom
Child actors in an elevator.
Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.
Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices
Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.
You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode
A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.
Data ignores a direct order on the advice of his poker hand.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That’s not even a joke. That’s the actual synopsis.
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.