I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

Well, so is that guy.

I’ve never seen an upgrade that cheap, but the shortest flight I’ve ever taken (and actually frequently take) is 90 minutes - and the upgrade cost is still an order of magnitude over $40.

But yeah, that would be worth $40.

That’s not enough to make up for the difference in price

They give out money in the lounge?

Did you do a business?

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.

Hell, some airlines have seat pitches so low that I can’t even fit in the seat.

Yes, that’s what the connection is.

It’s honestly the best way to connect with tech recruiters.

Ah shit, ya beat me to it

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