Aye, ye think yer little wobbly Vulcan coin on a glass is gonna stay calibrated under Warp 3 tactical maneuvers? Hang on. I left a wee role o’ duct tape in Jefferies Tube 7.

Spend 500 Candies to evolve your Wayoon into a Shran? [yes] [no]

Can you point on this cotton ball to where the Klingon touched you?

No further questions for the witness your honor.

Yiffy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sigh. Take my upvote.

Mot puts on a traditional Bolian drag show and gets a standing ovation from the crew is the episode opener I didn’t know I desperately needed until right now.

I’m thirsty Tuvix. I’m just… so… thirsty…

Unfair. There were some episodes with Pike and / or Saru that were… Never mind. Fuck it. Put it in the top box.

deleted by creator

I am fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon, and the question is not that hard.

deleted by creator

Fail. Lacks neck and body ridges.

My phone, wallet and keys.

And yes, I have some tech tricks to find my phone. Problem is, I always forget to plug it in, so it’s always running out of battery.

I feel like I’m having that conversation with my father all the time and he still doesn’t get it.

The icing on that cake is that he totally has undiagnosed ADHD and PTSD, and he’s a rich old white man so he gets to go through life ignoring the consequences (for other people) and saying things like “That’s not my problem,” when anyone calls him out.

Yep. As a Gen Xer with a teenage son, when I hear my peers freaking out about our kids and technology, I remind them what our parents said about MTV.

Well you didn’t ask, did you?

You could say 3 of 7.

You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working drones…

SNW’s scientific accuracy and technobabble are so bad, it often pulls me right out of the story. I feel like Next Gen era at least tried a little bit. Yeah, it was awful, but it was watchable. I’ve gone back and watched some to verify it’s not just in my head. It’s not. Does SNW have science and technology consultants? If so, if the problem is them they should be fired, but I suspect the problem is the writers / directors not giving two fucks what the consultants have to say. Be better guys.

“There are no married officers on board” is different than “There are no married crew on board.”

Plus, we’ve seen plenty of single parents on Star Trek (Worf, Ben Sisko, Rom).