Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareBlueLineBae@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
minus-squareprofoundninja@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoIt took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoOr “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoIt’s why horses are measured by hands
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoDid you get your uncle jack off afterwards?
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Oh man, I’m fucking slow
It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Did you get your uncle jack off afterwards?