It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.

This would make a great meme format

Does this explain quantum physics?

Something about, observing something changes it’s state.

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I always assumed it was the car doing the kissing.

Car pulls over (kisses the curb), passenger gets out, car leaves.

Like a peck on the cheek but for cars and sidewalks…

To be fair, most things are better as a concepts than practice. Especially so for fictional characters.

Really, any reason in particular for this change?

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