loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePost text, images, or direct links onlyplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square5fedilink
loopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoPlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePlease post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes communityplus-squarepinloopy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square8fedilink
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoToo much worklemmy.worldimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageToo much worklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
FanciestPants@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agoStreet vendorplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareStreet vendorplus-squareFanciestPants@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoDo you know which band made it to the top?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDo you know which band made it to the top?plus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square1fedilink
The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoA job well donelemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageA job well donelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square10fedilink
kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agoBefore crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBefore crowbars were invented, crows simply drank at home.kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square6fedilink
𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-26 days agoMy dog was eating powdered milk protein in the hall as I tried to pass. I needed her to go elsewhere, and I didn't want her eating that stuff. So I politely told her:plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy dog was eating powdered milk protein in the hall as I tried to pass. I needed her to go elsewhere, and I didn't want her eating that stuff. So I politely told her:plus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-26 days agomessage-square7fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoBogged down with idealismplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageBogged down with idealismplus-squarelemmy.worldFenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square4fedilink
otacon239@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoI work in quality control at a scissors companyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI work in quality control at a scissors companyplus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Fuck spez@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days agoI'm finally writing a dad joke about herbs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm finally writing a dad joke about herbs.plus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square8fedilink
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 9 days agoWhat happens when you don't obey they KGB?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat happens when you don't obey they KGB?plus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square8fedilink
gedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 days agoIt's too good tuba truelemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIt's too good tuba truelemmy.worldgedaliyah@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 days agomessage-square35fedilink
MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 9 days agoNo lies detected lemmy.todayimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageNo lies detected lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Nougat@fedia.io · 9 days agoOpening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareOpening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"plus-squareNougat@fedia.io · 9 days agomessage-square21fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoExcel-sior!plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageExcel-sior!plus-squarelemmy.worldFenrirIII@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agoI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.plus-squarekaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square6fedilink
kaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-214 days agoIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.plus-squarekaamkiya@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-214 days agomessage-square19fedilink
Metostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agoIt's useful that my dog floats.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIt's useful that my dog floats.plus-squareMetostopholes@midwest.socialEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square3fedilink
rammer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 16 days agoThrough which door do the women enter a brothel in Westeros?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareThrough which door do the women enter a brothel in Westeros?plus-squarerammer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0fedilink