I think this could be more obvious if you work in handing your son a book with a tear in your eye or something. Great premise though!
The really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32…
Ok… so. For the terminally slow?
I don’t get it either…
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse.
Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Did you get your uncle jack off afterwards?
Oh man, I’m fucking slow
It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn’t know there was a joke in there, i wouldn’t have ever got it.
Your 11 year old knows what a real bookmark is?
Verbal joke. Doesn’t read as well as it sounds.