Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareToday, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.Philo@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse.
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agol felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
minus-squareClockworkOtter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoDid you get your uncle jack off afterwards?
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoIs that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
minus-squarelightnegative@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoIt’s why horses are measured by hands
minus-squareshortwavesurfer@monero.townlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoOr “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn’t get up.
Did you get your uncle jack off afterwards?
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It’s why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Or “Let’s eat aunt Sally” vs “Let’s eat, aunt Sally”