This tracks as generation’s are getting increasingly closer together now. I’m supposedly the same “generation” as people who graduated from school before I was born. Last few years there’s a new generation every few months - zoomers, generation alpha, beta cucks, etc.
Age does not math
Seems to math to me? 2002 to 2008 is 6 years, 2008 to 2020 is 12 years, 2020 to 2025 is 5 years
…fucked
Sounds like it’s time to stop believing the way headlines and pundits phrase things.
Getting sick of it honestly just once I want a W financially
See, I exchanged my 100% S&P500 401k to SPAXX in December, waiting for the crash. I’ve made 10%~ doing nothing! It took me a while to realize, but I’m finally going to buy the dip.
How can you make 10% in a few months when spaxx annual return is less than 5%?
You netted 10% vs broad market. You “made” 2%
The delta between the losses in the S&P 500 and gains in SPAXX.
What a visionary. This guy fucks, am I rite?
And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.
When they should really come out 6 feet under.
When you’re the ones manufacturing the crisis, it’s easier to prepare and profit from it
Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
Brother I’m still recovering from the last time I took the internet’s advice on stocks.
Unrelated, but fuck Ryan Cohen.
I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.
Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock
I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.
Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
I see you’re also an expert in bird law
Got it. I’m gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast
I’m starting to notice a problem…
Wait are you serious?
I’ve never joked in my life
What happened in 2002? Was that from the war on terror?
End of the dot com bubble.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market_downturn_of_2002
But it happened mostly in 2000:
Was the 2002 a year of recession? Or is the stock market downturn considered a recession because rich people lost money?
Unlike wealth, losses usually trickle down. When companies go to bankrupt their employees loose their jobs. Millionaires actually love recessions, Jack Welch said:
Never miss out on an opportunity like a good recession.
The 2002 recession was not as global and universal as later ones. The dot com bubble mostly affected tech companies, and the internet was not as common as nowadays. I asked my parents once how they felt that recession, when I first read about it, I was in school in 2002. They said they didnt even know there was a recession that time, in eastern europe it wasnt noticably worse than the chaos of the 90s
There is a simpsons episode about the bubble, s13e18, aired in 2002:
War of terror.
Didn’t that pay off so well. How many American soldiers were killed, injured, or traumatized? How many innocent Afghani and Iraqi civilians were murdered? And for what? ISIS and the Taliban now have complete control over that entire region.
And to the people saying how much better Bush was than Trump as well as the dumb as fuck democrats embracing that fucking war criminal Cheney, I say you all need to get your god damned head examined. Trump’s election denialism was born out of the Brooks Bros riot in Florida during the 2000 election and Trump is absolutely hoping for some terrorists to kill Americans so he can declare martial law and suspend elections in order to remain president indefinitely. Bush and Cheney lead to this. This was every republican’s goal.
Worth remembering that Trump didn’t recreate the Republican Party, he just embraced the manipulative aspects of republicans and made that his entire thing. Would I rather have Bush or Trump? It’s honestly a tough one. I could see Trump killing our democracy. Maybe that’s worse than the Iraq and Afghanistan war war.
9/11
That didn’t cause a significant economic downturn, though.
It absolutely did, at least for anything travel related.
It’s what you get when pedophiles run the most powerful country: a new generation every 8-10 years.
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I know there have been people predicting they live in the “end times” for all of humanity. But I can’t help but feel like our generation isn’t crying wolf like the others.
I was going to say I live in a “50 year flood plain” and I’ve seen 3 floods in the last 16 years.
Don’t forget the wildfires.
Good thing we dumped the california agriculture water reserves to solve their winter fires.
Don’t worry tho, because although everyone’s broke as shit, the houses you bought in the 90s when you were a young child are worth like 10 times as much now!
I bought houses as a child?
You didn’t know to sell one of your beanie babies to pay for a house? That’s like wu tangs #1 rule: diversify. Going all in on beanie babies is all fun and games until your divorce has you fighting over the most precious things in your life.
What, you didn’t use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses?
Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!!
However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you!You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!!
There’s only one thing to do. Kill John Lennon
Ill give a small example here how I know we are fucked. I leased a vehicle for 1900 a month back in 2022, the lease is up in October. I just bought a new 100,000 dollar truck today, I’m over 200,000 in debt already with barely enough to cover my monthly payments. They should not have given me this truck. But I’m a business, they give me anything. Sure I’ll make 2 mill this year but they never once asked anything once I said a company was buying it. I’m personally saving money on this transaction but the fact that the financial system allowed this to happen worrying to say the least.
Don’t worry. People like my parents will blame poor people for accepting loans that they can’t pay.
Respectfully, why the fuck would you buy yourself a $100,000 truck?
I work in environmental reclamation, I haul things a lot. And travel down rough roads a lot. I’m actually downsizing to this truck because the other ones are too damn expensive.
$100k? Suspicious, not sure the cybertruck is the investment you think it i/s…
Could need a pickup with the tool boxes and shit built in, or maybe a hydraulic lift. My family owned a construction company for decades, and we always had one of those in the driveway, and while I don’t know how much they were, they were definitely more expensive.
Oh, those start at 150,000 now. Trucks are crazy expensive.
He works with software so it’s probably because it occasionally snows where he lives and his micropenis.
After skimming @[email protected] post history I didn’t notice anything about working in tech nor having it snow where they live, but I did notice a lot of posts about killing their neighbors, which was concerning to say the least
I did a quick check and they’re definitely Canadian and recently went to CES. So I think “snows” is a given and “works in tech” is extremely likely.
I really hate looking at people’s post history though, so please don’t harass person.
Ahh I see… that checks out lmfao
2002: We lost the house 2008: got evicted from apartment 2020: dad died from covid 2025: let’s see how it goes this time
That’s fucking rough dude, I hope the world throws you a bone this time and just leaves you alone for once.
I understand now.
How can a partially muscled skeleton scream
If you’ve done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with a partially skeletal scream?
He partially has lungs and a vocal chord ?
Though it reminds me of a conversation you can over hear in one of the Baldurs Gate games between to skeletons, who talk themselves into how they shouldn’t function, and then promptly fall to the floor in a pile.
That was Divine Divinity. Larian Yes, not Baldur’s Gate.
Like this
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I’M A BONEY BOI WITH SOME BUT NOT ALL OF MY MUSCLES!!!
