Hey now, you’re an all star

They can hold it just fine, but their aim and dexterity is shit. Fuckin’ no-opposable-thumb-having muppets.

I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s

I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.

$7K a year ago

Remember when Obama failed to stop hurricane Katrina?

I’m assuming their statement was meant to parallel this idiot thing that people started saying during Trump’s presidency

or the luchador that’s randomly moved in with you

I knew something was different!

I disagree. I use Linux but have depression. I’m upset that y’all left me out of this photo

These used to be all over my grandparents’ backyard when my mom was a kid; about a week ago, I saw the first I’ve seen in a few years. Ant pest control in this neighborhood has gotten significantly more effective over the past 10 years or so that fact about them eating ants is incredibly revealing to me.

“It’s showtime!”

MAYA haa

Put the “minor” back in “coal miners”

git checkout -b good

Sometimes you must do for yourself

I’m Archicus

Who’s like us? Damn few! 🫶🏻

Is that a good thing? Should there really be more of us?

Yup! Mine and every voting age member of my family in San Antonio! Thanks for checking

Only up until moments ago

One of them frequently used to say to me “first to the Jew.” I had to explain how incredibly uncomfortable that made me.

Not every American Jew. *side eyes my own family and about half of my community*