You’re right he’s old, he probably knows a Rick-roll as the new and improved Goatse.

Sure as shit not going to let you have an Airstream.

I used to phone the internet. Sometimes it would be busy and I’d have to call back later.

Right. I haven’t seen a 1g bag sold ever.

Gosh, I wonder how many grams there are in a quarter ounce?

Yes, but a metric eighth.

Yes, the very metric package sizes using multiples of 7.

I don’t think I’ve seen a gram for sale since legalization. I see pre-rolls and half-quarters. Weighed in grams but packaged in imperial.

What are you talking about with the weed? It’s sold in pounds, ounces, quarter ounces and “half quarters” which is as ridiculously un-metric as it gets.

Flannel. Silk. Nice sheets. Dry pants after wearing wet jeans.

Do they call you HubertManne the bridge builder?

Lol! I hear that’s a popular site in Port Elgin. That’s where all the big cunts live.

Unfortunately it seems ratemytwat.com is under construction 😢

Or you’re orange colour blind.

Welcome to the Hudson Bay Company.

Death is also normal

I had TD pit overdraft protection on my account without my consent (or coerced/implied consent) and I was livid. I went to the bank and demanded they take it off and they did immediately. They refunded the charges and gave me 2 months free of the service charge. Still mad about the asshole on the phone but the tellers are great at my bank.

The Regressive Cutservices Party.

He probably bought “five quarters”

nominal

During a bad day the bosses mom asked me why I wasn’t my usual chipper self. I said if you want me to smile all day every day I need paid more. Then the boss yanged at me “why are you telling mother you want paid more?!?” and I told him, because I want paid more.