Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.
I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
la petite mort
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
orgasm
I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall
This one comes to mind for me
*littterally
“Gay Bowsey”
“So long gay Bowser!”
-Mario
The only wrong answer is Toad.
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).
Everyone wants on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.
That’s getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
Wrong.
It makes toad run faster.
Bowser the power bottom
Are we sure he’s a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
Peach goes to his castle to top.
I don’t get it.
Riding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.
But where is Bowser a sidekick?
- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
- Super Paper Mario
- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
- Paper Mario: the Origami King
Depending on your definition of ‘sidekick’, these may also count:
- every Mario Party game
- every Mario Kart game
- every Mario & Sonic Olympics game
- Super Smash Bros Melee, Brawl and Ultimate
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story
There might be more I’m forgetting.
Bowsette may not be Nintendo canon, but it sure as hell is fan canon.
Well, I’m pretty sure there were instances where Mario and Bowser cooperated. But it doesn’t matter, because even if only 2 answers make sense, the joke already works.
