• fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    Hehe. My mom said that she will accept any girl I bring home. Too bad that I have zero game. I am gonna die lonely and miserable aren’t I?

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      You can always lower your standards

      Obesity rates are going up so things will just keep getting easier

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        Or just change your standards. Try to find someone you share something in common with, don’t just go for looks. I don’t know if that’s helpful or actionable though.

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          I don’t go for looks. I am too ugly for that. It seems I struggle with finding a common ground with women. Add to that my emotional dysregulation and you have a recipe for disaster like me.

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            Consider not looking for women and just looking for people that share your interests. The more people you interact with, the more likely one of them will either be a woman or know a woman who you’d be interested in.

            Then again, random Internet advice is worth about what you paid for it. Good luck! I hope you find what you’re looking for.

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              I wish it were that simple. My primary interests are books. I couldn’t find any book clubs in my city. Since, finishing college I have no way of meeting new people.

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                Try discord servers for books, my best friend found his partner on one and a couple years later he moved countrys to live with her! Try reading groups or other such things and you’ll surely find people you have something in common with, and who knows where those relationships will lead you

  • My parents always used language that didn’t presume we were heterosexual. Eventually, she started using even more inclusive language specifically for me, which was kinda weird but cool. I think she’s finally just realized I’m not interested in romance or sex. Idk. I don’t like bringing up topics like that, and I think she wants to give me space to bring that kind of thing up when I’m ready, so we just play a guessing game?

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    Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

    Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

    Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

    Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

    Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

    Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

    Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

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        Except when you find out the therapist your parents sent you to was their friend and told them everything you shared.

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          Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

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            It’s not a HIPPA violation if you’re a minor and the information is being released to your parents. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re required to disclose any and all information to your parents unpon request. Minors have no rights to privacy against their parents at least in the US.

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      I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.

      Parents be winning.

      If you thought you’d get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you’re kidding yourself.

      To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn’t a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.

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    One of my sisters once told me she was proud of me for being out with my bisexuality.

    When asked, she said it was because I am liberal, and often refer to the people I date as partners. Then I had to explain to her what nonmonogamy was, and I’m not sure if that was more or less acceptable to her.

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      Yikes that sounds like she was trying to give you an eating disorder. Im sure that was stressful anytime you just wanted a snack

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    Excessively worried moms can be annoying, but at least she’s trying to be supportive of her daughter.

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    My mom would randomly ask me "what do you think about <whatever hot celebrity happened to be on TV>. Yea mom, I’m not gay but I’m not talking about this shit with you either.