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Cake day: February 25th, 2024

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  • Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

    Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

    Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

    Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

    Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

    Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

    Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment


  • superduperpirate@lemmy.worldtoRisa@startrek.websiteIDIC
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    6 months ago

    Honestly? Yeah. I haven’t watched any of the various TV series since my dad got bored with DS9 a season or two into the broadcast history.

    Plus, with as remarkably attractive as the woman in the picture is, and how not-serious the body language of the two crew looks, it screams “teen-oriented parody movie” to me more than anything else.