• superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Parents: “son its ok if you’re gay, we know its hard being different in a small town like this but youre still our child and we will always love you no matter what”

    Me: “mom, dad, i’m not gay.”

    Mom: “really? you sure about that?”

    Dad: “you’ve literally never had a girlfriend and would be the only straight guy in town who hasnt. hell even most of the gay kids have had a beard at some point.”

    Me: “i’m not gay… i’m just horribly depressed and have zero self esteem.”

    Mom: “shit. whoops. i suppose we better find you a therapist then.”

    Me: crawls into a hole and dies of embarrassment

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        6 months ago

        Except when you find out the therapist your parents sent you to was their friend and told them everything you shared.

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          6 months ago

          Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

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            It’s not a HIPPA violation if you’re a minor and the information is being released to your parents. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re required to disclose any and all information to your parents unpon request. Minors have no rights to privacy against their parents at least in the US.

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      6 months ago

      I mean, your parents thought of you, tried to connect, listened, then started lining up care.

      Parents be winning.

      If you thought you’d get out of your teenage years without death-by-embarrassment, you’re kidding yourself.

      To connect with you, my parents discovered the evidence of long term daily self harm when I was in a bike crash and was unconscious. They otherwise believed me happy and healthy. That wasn’t a fun conversation in the hospital, with a concussion.