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Lower Decks visiting DS9: “Just circle around and pretend we’re in awe of the pylons.”
Did someone say Pylons? [Protoss breathes deeply.]
You think that’s bad? These guys had to listen to the same fucking song every day.
And they couldn’t even get a good simulation of Rod Stewart’s voice in the 22nd century.
When they start adding some chipper guitar:
The luckiest crew on the galaxy
“…To boldly go where no one has gone before!” warp
To be fair, if I was in his place, I’d be tempted to narrate some grandiose introduction every half-hour too.
