If you want a screenshot, Trek Core has got you.

https://tos.trekcore.com/

“One shot of this and you’ll be getting a massive trip. Through time, man…”

Alternatively…

Can’t we make just one for Rick Berman?

I don’t see it. I hear they’re also casting his husband as Magneto. That’s going to cause rocky things in the marriage.

Let’s invent a real agony booth and stick Rick Berman in it.

When your ego is so huge that it doesn’t even occur to you that the person you’re lying about will almost certainly see and publicly expose your lie.

Queerphobic, misogynistic asshole. I’m glad she called him out.

Considering how often ships, Starfleet, or the entire Federation are taken over by evil computers, maybe they should use more paper.

I mean I don’t think salamanders are the optimal life form either. Star Trek does.

I have a weather radio. Every time I turn it on during an intense storm, it gives me very little useful information. It tells me something like “a tornado has been sited in your area [without defining what that means], seek shelter immediately.” After the last massive storm ended where so many fallen trees destroyed homes, took out power lines, made roads impassable, etc. and the cell network was getting jammed by so many users, do you know what information the two local TV stations and the local radio stations were offering?

Fuck. All.

But hey, one of the two TV stations did relay the fact that the state had made a disaster declaration half a day after the declaration was made.

Those services exist, but they’re almost useless.

Even AccuWeather is saying they’re going too far now.

https://www.masslive.com/news/2024/07/accuweather-rejects-project-2025s-national-weather-service-noaa-plans.html

They realize they need that government data too.

The NOAA has no future if Trump gets elected.

Amphibians are semi-aquatic, so…

So we evolved from salamanders and we’ll evolve back into salamanders?

I thought we were going to evolve into crabs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

Even H.G. Wells thought so.

https://non-aliencreatures.fandom.com/wiki/Crab_Creature

Shut up. I’m not old, you’re old!

If so, it’s a long-term frienemy if they know my phone number.