Look at GF for a few seconds Then say ‘Babe, we need to talk’
Well, would you look at the time? I’m late for my… walking ten miles in one direction appointment!
“Yeah girl you’re so hot you could eat bread and poop toast”
Is another classic.
Wow did I parse that wrong at first. 😳
Use Kelvin and everything is hot
Extremely!
Okay fine, I’ll go and rewatch SG1 then
With this gif:
“You don’t actually think I’m gonna walk into that trap, do ya?”
Really, we’re doing this now? Posting fucking screenshots of fucking Reddit? Fuck off
would you react the same way if this was a twitter screenshot?
Yup
Meh. Elbows too pointy.
I like that though.
What do you want for dinner?
The honest one. And if that doesn’t go down well, get the hell out of there. Just being asked is already a massive red flag and I doubt things would be lasting much longer from my side of things.
Yeah, I don’t think being asked is a problem in the context of conversation but if it’s a trap kinda question then you need to be talking about her insecurity not her hot friends
Actually you just need to be giving completely honest answers. If she can just handle them without issue then she doesn’t have much insecurity, just curiosity.
Seriously. My wife asks me if random people are objectively attractive or hot or whatever all the time, it’s basically just conversation fluff. It doesn’t matter how I answer because she isn’t jealous or anything, again, just conversation fluff.
Well, sometimes it matters if I say, “no that person is really weird looking” and she’s like, “whaaaat why?”. But then it’s just funny.
I mean…she’s not fat…
Yeah she’s hot but not as dirty in bed as you
Good come back 👍. She might even try hader!
I can never keep track of all of her friend’s names anyway, so I wouldn’t know who she was talking about.
“She seems like she’s conventionally attractive, but subjectively, she’s not my type.”
Good 👍. A lot of long complicated words in there! Leaves room for interpritation!
“She hasn’t mentioned anything. Hey Ashley is the temperature in here ok for you?”
“Yeah! Are you gonna ask her out or nah?”