“I’m not Picard”
Genocides a planet to prove it, then follows it up with baseball
“Jeffrey Combs”
I’m dead 😂
So is Jadzia
Why the hell do they kill off the most interesting character in DS9?
From what I understand the actor who played her wanted to be in fewer episodes moving forward to pursue other projects, and some asshole producer (Rick Berman is the name from a quick search) responded by writing her out completely.
TLDR: Fuck Rick Berman
Berman: “Accept your existing contract or walk!”
Farrell: walks
Berman: surprised Pikachu
Dunno what you’re talking about, Morn had some wild stories and he’s still fine
Yeah, I cracked up when I saw that one too! Chuckled at O’Brien as well.
Sexy Skeletor = Martok
Also, Quark isn’t stupid. He would NEVER kick Morn out of his bar. Regulars are worth three times their weight in Latinum.
Quark isn’t stupid. He would NEVER kick Morn out of his bar.
Rule of Acquisition 57:
Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
morn had 500 bricks in this 3rd stomach; so that makes him more than 3x his weight in latinum. lol
Martok rules. I love him in STO.
Sisko:
SPENnnSaaHhh
Sisko:
I feel like Gul Dukat should be Ralph, since he just keeps coming back no matter how often they throw him out. Or maybe he should be Barney.
Jadzia- the nerdy girl from Recess, Dax- Slurms Mackenzie.
Quark works never throw Morn out of the bar, because when Morn leaves the party is over
Morn could talk your ear off and is overall a very pleasant person to have a conversation with
He’s really the life of the party wherever he goes, his stories incite raucous laughter nearly every night.
Bottom right should be Weyoun and Damar.
What about Winn Adami??
That would be some kind of love child of Mr Burns and Ned Flanders.
No matter what alternate universe or format you create of DS9, she would be a constant in all of them
Rule 3 of the Starfleet Guide To First Contact:
Conservatives who use religion (or other ideologies) as an excuse to bludgeon their fellow citizens into power structures that hurt them are a constant across the universe and are present in all species, and they use the same exact script that must have been distributed sometime before the evolution of intelligent life and has remained unchanged for eons. Expect these people. Without fail every beautiful punchbowl you encounter and make first contact with will have these turds floating around in it just itching for an opportunity to sabotage negotiations with the federation.
You mixed up Nog, Quark and Rom
This but unironically. Rom is much smarter then he got credit for
But you have to wait to the very end to see that Gowron scene.
