TV is just so dark.

Example A:

I bet B’elanna could lock onto it. She’d do like a mithril lock or something. It’s like a skeletal lock but for dwarven jewelry.

“Why the fuck didn’t you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you’d be dead too, asshole.”

Edit: Also Lon “Suder” McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.

This meme left out the best ones:

Do you guys think that maybe when he was writing his wedding vows he was actually addressing them to Transporter Room #3?

Piña*

Some say he’s still spinning to this very day:

I prefer his earlier songs like:

Man, the jpeg artifacts really make her Betazoid eyes pop. Like two black holes sucking away all the joy from Deanna’s life.

Does Flotter T Water live in Shrek’s swamp? Or is that a different swamp?

Geordi’s just happy he is the bard. It means he has a chance to get laid.

In that case the traitorous heart in question goes to Grethor. The rest of Martok will join the honored dead.

Both hearts at the same time?

Did you learn xenobiology from a ferengi?

As if a klingon warrior could die from a measly thing such as heart failure. Puh-lease.

The Advocate will refrain from meming Fek’lhr.

Video I found of a doctor applying a prescription deODOrant:

Hah! Got in your head so bad that you downvoted my entire history? Classic.

Luckily your comments are so downvoted that i don’t feel the need to add to the downvotes.