I’ll start as off with: Sound speed fix, sound now travels the same speed as light.
- Fixed pathfinding for common winged insects. When attempting to leave enclosed areas they should no longer bounce off windows two inches from the intended exit point.
Updated the human immune system to function as intended. This will fix the following issues:
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There was a bug which allowed some microscopic entities to negatively impact the performance of human entities. This should no longer occur.
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Another bug that caused the immune system to improperly identify friendly or beneficial items as life threatening has been corrected.
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The immune system will no longer fail to recognize some cells that have corrupted genetic code. Should result in the elimination of the unintended cancer debuff that was introduced by the evolution process.
Did it also fix that bug where, under certain circumstances, the immune system would attack the eyes?
I think that’s covered in #2.
Hotfix: ocular degeneration should no longer be inadvertently applied by immune system. Leaving environmental damage in for balance.
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Many humans reported an issue where their children would cry in the middle of the night. This has been fixed.
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Fixed many other issues that were preventing a full night’s sleep.
They killed all the kids??? Bad devs, bad!
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Fixed typo resulting in ticks giving lyme disease instead of limes diseases. Ticks now properly feed on fruit juices instead of blood.
Banned humans because of griefing
I was going for ‘removed a certain cancerous bipedal species’, but yeah.
Invasive species fix, plants are much slower and less likely to establish outside their native habitat range. These plants can still be cultivated as specimens but they will not reproduce themselves to the point of eradicating native species.
Fixed an exploit where petroleum products were combustable for net energy gain.
For the America server, it’d be nice if they got rid of the MAGA.exe virus and patched the vulnerabilities it used to cause problems in the code.
Memory corruption bug is still there and it’d just come back in another form
Fixed a balance issue with homo sapiens’ spines. Now less humans should suffer from spinal illnesses and back pains.
Having just had an X-ray on my spine to figure out some problems I’m having, I’d welcome this patch.
It would certainly be cheaper than months of physical therapy.
OP: EARTH get an update.
Also OP: let me rewrite the laws of physics that apply to the entire universe.
Conservatives and religion have been removed. They were causing harm to the simulation.
Due to recent hardware upgrades, the speed of light has been increased to it’s originally intended value. Light, and all charged electromagnetic waves should perform at double or triple previous speeds.
Joe also found a faster algorithm for electromagnetic waves which should further double the speeds. Thanks Joe.
The update doesn’t worry me…turning it off and on again worries me
I sure hope the world doesn’t run on anything resembling Windows.
- Climate control bug has been fixed
- NPC balancing. Added air and land mammals that feed on humans. Added sea mammals that are super territorial and attack human shipping vessels.
- COVID24 has been introduced to correct previously mentioned balancing issues
- After review, many extinct large animals have been reintroduced since they disappeared to correct effects of balancing issues
Climate control bug has been fixed
I wish it was that easy…
Added sea mammals that are super territorial and attack human shipping vessels.
Orcas > humans!
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Existence fix: Implemented a streamlined mechanism allowing individuals to gracefully cease existence during their life cycle, eliminating the need for complex workarounds with forceful self-terminations.
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Cop improvements: Implemented comprehensive updates to law enforcement algorithms, removing instances of impulsive or biased behavior, ensuring that officers adhere to the law they uphold. Additionally, the “suicide by cop” scenario is now obsolete due to the existence fix, rendering it unnecessary.
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Economic System Enhancement: Implemented measures to rebalance wealth distribution by debuffing excessively wealthy individuals, promoting a more equitable economy. Prohibited money hacks to ensure fair play and integrity within the financial system. Disrupted exploits of the economy system to maintain a level playing field for all participants.
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