To quote Eminem: Guess that’s why they call it window pane.

Clearly.

My basement drains were backed up yesterday (true story) I really didn’t want to deal with that shit.

We gotta start screening these jokes

You should really consider making your joke less transparent. Put the punchline in the post and not in the title.

I would recommend switching over to Lenox.

I think there’s a clear answer as to why

How so? I need you to clarify and broke the story into pieces