You’re joking right? … Right?!?

Yeah, libraries are so deceitful! It’s all a big conspiracy to promote literacy and give people books that they don’t even need!!! I can’t believe they’re forcing us to take advantage of them like this!

I was invited to attend the introverted procrastinators meeting… Maybe someday.

I can’t even tell you how many times I tried to put together a big event and had two or three people there.

For my 21st birthday, I didn’t even do the planning, my best friend had invited all our favorite people that we worked with and went to school with. He made plans for someone to drive us around and a list of the local bars that he wanted me to visit. In the end, it was me, that friend, and my girlfriend. We sat in a dive bar for about two hours until my girlfriend took us home because she wasn’t feeling great and didn’t drink.

That’s probably not even the worst one. I’ve had so many nights just sitting and waiting for everyone to arrive only to entertain the same two people that I hang out with every day.

I don’t have any great tips for you, because I don’t try to do things like that anymore, but I understand how you feel, and it just really sucks. Sorry it fell apart like that. Take a day to focus on you and I hope you feel better.

Does nobody courtesy flush? No fan required!

🤔 Me wondering how the rubber band will come into play in a day or two.

I never forget Talk like a Pirate Day! It’s my daughter’s birthday! 😁

I’ve played Battletoads and Double Dragon. It’s exactly what it sounds like, and not the type of game that keeps me interested for very long.

I have never even heard of any of the others.

EDIT: I looked them up, the other three were Japanese games. Which I suppose is fair. It’s not like the Switch is an American console, their Japanese customers probably remember some of these games.

Still not excited at all about Battletoads and DD. When you mash up one game (BT) with the game it ripped off (DD), you’re not going to see much innovation.

Yes. And it would be nothing but the creepy baby face sound.

Now is the time for empathy.

Imagine your favorite game was getting shit on by literally EVERYBODY on the Internet. You’re probably going to want to defend your favorite game. Especially if you’re in a community dedicated to people who play that game, you’ll probably have many other people jump in and help you defend it.

I don’t know why people enjoying a game you never bought bothers you so much.

For reference, I also tried it on Gamepass, but I didn’t make it through the tutorial because the game kept crashing. So, no love for it here, but why bother complaining about those who had a better time than us?

Where have you been? This is three days in the making!

They just wanted something to play at the Police station.

What?!

So, I’m not sure where everyone else is, and maybe I’m in the wrong, but, Why?

Not meeting “safety standards”?

Did they leave out the epilepsy warning or something?

This doesn’t feel like “keeping people safe” to me. Fuck the police.

It was the one to rule them all.

Never heard of that site, but it was very interesting to learn about myself.

NIEN!

That’s actually how you defeat him.

They didn’t even catch them, someone just put a post on Facebook accusing them of it.

Wait. They what? I used to make bank on the auction house and always wished that was an option.

I wonder if ol’ Bafu Fatsi still exists on that server. 🤔