Fake news, I know because I have alternative facts
Maybe we’ll get the chance someday.
Even if they could reach us from some far-flung star system. There’s no guarantee that we would be able to even communicate with them. For instance ants use pheromones to communicate. There’s no way we could understand pheromones. We still can’t talk to dolphins. The other problem, generally when a civilization comes in contact with a less evolved civilization they tend to wipe them all out.
Yawn, I’m not in the mood for lunch yet
Yeah, look at the cute bear. Idiots.
Here people ask if I’m worried about bears. No , they’re worried about me. You’re way more likely to get mugged in the city than mauled in the woods. I have bear spray just in case.
I get more depression around people. I do better in the woods all by myself. My protection is to get away from people. I don’t feel lonely or alienated in solitude.
Challenge accepted
I don’t think I can pee that high
Me too. I plan to make some coffee and watch the world burn.
Generally any headline that is that is phrased as a question can be answered with “no”.
Explain that to your insurance company