What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
2 inches of what? If it’s hair, I’m disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is “in” a unit of weight?
I meant inches around your torso
That’s a really weird way to measure one’s fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /s
average day in LA
neat, douglas hofstader is in town
incredible book.
Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn’t around to see this
