MacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months agorulemessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareruleMacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoWhat if I want to gain two inches?
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoYour endeavours are stored in the balls.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.