Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 months agoGive me those tots, ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
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minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoYou know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album. Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people. But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months ago I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none. Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me? 😮
You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.
Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.
But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
Wait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?
😮