And everyone knows that only large predators can kill people! Also, Australians and tourists famously never go to the beach and swim in the ocean, so only LAND animals matter!
Anyways, I’d honestly love to come to Australia. I just hope I don’t accidentally get killed
And everyone knows that only large predators can kill people! Also, Australians and tourists famously never go to the beach and swim in the ocean, so only LAND animals matter!
Anyways, I’d honestly love to come to Australia. I just hope I don’t accidentally get killed
Drowning is the biggest danger for people just arrived in Sydney
It’s pretty rare to hear of a shark attack.
Blue ring octopuses and stone fish don’t seek you out
Dangerous jellyfish are only in the far north
The ocean is pretty safe around the populated parts of Australia for people who know how to be safe from drowning.
Swim on patrolled beaches, between the flags.
What the fuck is going on at that airport??
Lol
Kingsford-Smith backs onto water, sometimes the planes are tired and they try land a little early…
The sea hungers
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