Pff, shoulda just used netscape communicator

You know my body, my choice?

Yeah. This is a crowing threat in the face of a second trump presidency

How would a human centipede wear pants?

Nah we good. laughed my arse off.

No one stares like those lil’ fuckers

Someone who has to push others down to raise themselves up has no power at all

And i’ll sneak into people’s places at night and wreck up the joint!

You seem to have an issue conceptualising experiences that are not your own.

I generally don’t care but by god if you do this after it’s just been emptied i will fucking end you

Do it to my recycling bin and i come after your family too

Dude needs to be on a watchlist. I’d make a bundy crack but the food comment is more dahmer

harryhausen has a lot to answer for

How long did the startups last

You hear that? You hear that sound? jon pertwee’s coming on his hovercraft and he is pissed

A critical vulnerability (CVE-2024-47575) has been discovered in Fortinet’s FortiManager, and it is currently being actively exploited. This vulnerability allows attackers to bypass API authentication, enabling them to execute commands remotely and compromise managed devices. FortiManager is commonly used by organizations to manage multiple FortiGate firewalls, making this vulnerability especially dangerous for enterprises and Managed Service Providers (MSPs).

TPN = Trusted Partner Network. Basically a big pile of wank that offers to make sure anyone handling content pretends to adhere to good IT practices and security so shit doesn’t get stolen

“a dcp leak” is such a stupid fucking phrasing that’s perfectly wrong in every way so it definitely sounds chatGPT.

Wild conspiracy theory time: could be related to the fortinet exploit. I know the TPN have been losing their shit over that one, and it’s widely used. Would have to have a lot of moving pieces lining up, and people explicitly wanting to break into mastering houses to steal movies, which is a bit over the goddamn top, but hey, fun times.

Hmmm. I’d bet mastering, because if someone’s found a way to circumvent KDMs, there is going to be a lot of pants shat, and not just in cinema - it would mean cert based cryptographic keys are fucked

wolf in the fold, night terrors, empok nor, the thaw, Impulse.

Oh hell no thank fuck. Avoided that shitshow

Nah, IT. Work driven. Somedays are five hours, some are 28 hours

Fantastic, isn’t it