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Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.
Mm, tender.
(legal tender)Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
Legal and tender.
How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
This is highly flattering.
It’s exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is “human resources”
Inflation is getting really out of hand…
Back entrance only
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
… No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don’t care about us unless we’re going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)Grass and gas also accepted
Looks like human trafficking’s back on the menu, boys!
*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…
Always have been
(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you’re out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.