Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 month agoGlass of wine rulemessage-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down17
arrow-up1272arrow-down1message-squareGlass of wine ruleTodd Bonzalez@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 month agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareneuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoLose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoGet a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
minus-squaremossy_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNow there’s a brand new sentence
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoSlap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!
Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.
Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.
Now there’s a brand new sentence
Goon of fortune.
Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!