Thought this was a crossover on noncredibledefense for a second
Edit: Of course it was posted there first.
I have long believed that any story that takes place in the far future and the USA still exists, but the B-52 is not still flying around space or whatever is unrealistic.
They already have a recon version ready to do arial photography when Hell freezes over.
What about Helvetica photography?
Comic sans
Out of curiosity, I compared their relative sizes. https://files.catbox.moe/iyiuec.png
The D is ~650m long, the Buff is ~50m long.
Everyone inflates the size of the d though, it’s mostly forced perspective.
She’s thicc.
That’s just photo perspective
Those nacelles look right on that plane. It’s destined to never be obsolete.
I don’t think that’s a B-52X. I think that’s a… ROCK LOBSTER! DOWN… DOWN…
Captain’s Log Stardate 43125.9 While cruising through the ionosphere, I saw these alien beings / Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin’ their alien things / I’ll give you a genuine faux pearl ring if ya git on up and shake / Your… honeybuns! Shake your honeybuns! Shake! Don’t let it rest on the President’s desk, rock the house! / Oh yeah! Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh! Cosmic! Wooo! Shake that thing! Cosmic!
Approaching Planet Claire, captain.
This cracked me pretty good. Congrats
