He is No Man.

But why couldn’t an elf pin the torch to the ground with a well placed arrow? Checkmate atheists.

I prefer to not wash my hair with real poo.

Can’t wait for some invention exchanges between Joel and Geordi.

A side effect of so many streaming channels is that they are all feeling the pressure to keep up with the catalog depth of Netflix and Disney/Hulu. This results in lots of mediocre content being produced to create the illusion of lots of stuff to watch. But no one wants to watch it or hasn’t heard of it to build mind hype for it. All that content is wasted money to prop up a failing service that is bleeding every contender dry. There will be more like Paramount. Consolidation is coming.

The Voight-Kampff showed Janeway was human, but didn’t show any humanity.

The US has so many different cultures spread across such a huge (YUGE) land area that it is very difficult to unite the country. It’s also why half the country complains about secession but the half changes between South and Midwest.

I had no idea we had a cricket team, but I am not surprised that there is. What surprises me is that l, while I don’t know a lot about cricket, I do know that Pakistan is world class and fucking good - and they lost to Americans who don’t even have a national team.

It’s clearly a big deal and one worth celebrating. Maybe this will help cricket bloom in America?

Kentucky Dick Chicken is finger licking good!

Was this article ghost written by Shatner?

I saw that and then realized that having parabolas emanating from a mouth is more confusing than the whole cartridge. The cartridge is 100% recognizable while a fired bullet needs more context, like smoke or motion. Besides, it’s art and clearly meant to be symbolic instead of realistic.

After Tuvix, she grew fond of dark impulses.

Coincidentally that’s also what she calls coffee.

92 bricks has got to be some kind record.

Oh, just like the picture says! I Get It!

So that’s why the next show had a doctor who was also a choreographer…

Tricks are something Microsoft does for money.

Surely these are marmots!

That grunt flipper?

I dunno. Math asks me to just accept it’s normal to have 60 watermelons and is trying move bulk orders of melons on a regular car. The goal is to figure out the problem and not accept that the person who is a wholesale watermelon dealer in denial is commiting tax evasion.

Or to discover that the melon seller has a regular job in ag and gets a bunch of melons on the side from the field and sells the harvest at cost to make up the part of their paycheck that was paid in perishable food.

Should we shame the seller for breaking the law or sympathize for being forced into that situation? People don’t have the energy to care; they just came for a maths question.

This is why I learned to use metaphors. People love hearing about something if it was similar to something else. And not some dumb simile shit, like actual comparative metaphors.

“Why yes, the Internet IS a series of tubes. And the water pressure is bandwidth, the ability to move a volume of data in a set time. And each sprinkler is a user who may have individual restrictions but ultimately gets the same water as everyone else. That’s what the Internet is Grandpa.”

Oh man, that’ explains it. I’ve been using spherical swallows, which are roughly coconut sized. So really just use coconut maths.