Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.
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I like the simile, but it’s a bit dark. Is there an Uncle Jokes community?
True, I didn’t know where to put it, it’s more of a divorced Uncle vibe…
Marriage is like a hurricane: in the beginning it’s a lot of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house.
🤣 omg, that’s awesome
