fucking spit my drink all over nice
Damnit Martin I don’t think they meant it literally
Goes viral or bacterial?
This one is definitely my favorite so far. So ominous
I couldn’t find a “you’re here because of coffee”. So this was the next best.
For those suffering from kidney stones
Also valid for people who have IBS / IBD. Taking a shit that’s not a ≥45min ordeal that makes you feel like you want to die is definitely enjoyable
Hang it in The bedroom
My mom had an inspirational sign in one of her bathrooms that said, “Embrace this moment, for this moment is your life.” perfectly matched to her decor. She knew exactly what she was doing.
That sort of reminds me of this:
I’ve always been a bathroom reader so even without phones I’ve been reading in there for decades
Religions have formed around less profound statements than this
“💕the smell of a fresh baked loaf💕”
This room is for messes and memories.
The ibky rule here is always consider seconds.
Five second rule applies here
Lol, should say only rule. Stupid keyboard.
I tell my SO when I’m proud of my work in the bathroom (once a week or so). It’s been >10 years and they haven’t thrown me out, so I don’t see any reason to stop. I’d hang this.
Kick the Bucket!
These made me giggle unreasonably
I made this one on a post a few days ago:
Or maybe hang this one in the kitchen
or
Ah, I like the way you think!
Won’t work like that, you’ve gotta…
hashtag LICK THE BOWL CHALLENGE