You can swear on here. Stop censoring memes, it’s fucking dumb.

I’m mostly just impressed at whoever came up with a plausible-looking and fairly professional icon for it.

if it’s the latter, just get it in writing.

[grossed-out face] RAW CHICKEN

[intrigued face] ROASTED CHICKEN

You did it OP, you discovered the reason humans cook food

Well, when you get to college, they’ll teach you that writing can have intentional errors, including grammar errors, to achieve a specific effect in the mind of the reader. In your mind, the effect was “I gotta correct this guy on the internet. I won’t bother checking his comment history, I’m just gonna assume he doesn’t know what an adverb is.”

Are you 16 getting an A in English class?

I always feel weird about these, like that dril quote. Shakespeare, Hobbes, Dril, and the people who worked on gargoyles all share the same thing: THEY ARE WRITERS. They know how to write good. They got paid to write good. They built their lives around writing good. These amazing quotes like “face god and walk backwards into hell” don’t happen by accident, they are intentional creations by people who are doing their absolute best to write something memorable, and occasionally succeed.

Could you explain it? I zoomed in just to see it and I still have no clue

Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.

Daughter. The alternate universe shenanigans that led to her appearing alive in an episode also led directly to her having a child, who becomes a character in an even later episode.

This is a weirdly perfect photo considering the genre of subject matter.

Race is relevant because it’s the point of the joke (he’s racist, but his racism is foiled). Gender isn’t relevant. The picture is what makes this dude a lunatic. If I saw this shit and I worked with him I’d forward it to HR with the note “hey just file this one away, you don’t need to act on it right now but you’re definitely gonna want this receipt sooner or later”.

I like how menacing this headline is.

I don’t see how it statistically benefits the company. Whether I sell you the right thing, or the wrong thing, I still sold you something. So why not try to make it the right thing so I come back?

Ah. This one was subtle, but I should have figured it out from panel 4. Thanks!

idgi

Only once? I guess neither of them enjoyed it

Did anybody ever check on the guards the last time, see which ones bought a boat a month later?

How would they get another guy’s lips to play it while picard is in frame? I mean sure, he probably doesn’t actually make music with it, but there’s no reason he wouldn’t have put it to his actual lips.

He plays it in other episodes, too. I assume it’s the same one, no reason for the prop department to make two.