The Vance method guaranteed* to work:

[enter donut shop] * point at random employee*

“How long have you been working here!”

“About eighteen months”

“And how long have YOU been working here!”

“Six weeks or so.”

“Mhm. AND YOU!”

Then just go through every single employee, order ‘whatever makes sense’ and leave.

*this claim has been rigorously fact-checked by dog-eating Haitians

Well, finally. There are still so many unused seconds in a day where the consumer cattle is not forcibly blasted with advertisements, it brings tears to the eyes…

That whole right side is just quitter talk.

Alternative suggestion: spray paint your resume on the outside wall of the offices of whatever company you are trying to apply at. Bonus points if you manage an approximate rendition of Comic Sans throughout.

They’re instead letting an AI generate their stock price. It is a number now.

Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.

Fortunately, they were lethally informed.

360 noscope tool-assisted speedrun

If Godzilla is moving in that direction in the OP picture, then Riker’s trajectory means he’s currently preparing for entry.

Gornzilla

“Your delivery will arrive on a day between a point in time and a different point in time. You better be there when the driver pretends to check if someone’s at home and leaves without ringing anyway - not like you have anything better to do you lazy fuck.”

What does “7” even mean? I enjoyed every aspect of it precisely 70 percent? Seven out of ten criteria were perfect but the remaining three failed? I had seven great hours for every three terrible ones? Boiling down the experience of playing a game to a number is like giving someone your telephone number via the medium of interpretative dance.

Some people are just looking for something to keep them busy while chatting.

With that kind of reaction, it’s gonna be a floppy d**k right away.

An advanced type of sexbot will be dating us in the future. Or occasionally just hook up too.

“I’ve had a good 17 minutes or however long that away mission lasted. Might as well make way for the next iteration that’ll take over once I cease existing forever.”

I would actually like to no.

I don’t understand this, I’ve never watched Battleship Galactica.

Not the breed, the institution holding the competition.

Fizzgig