Komodo Rodeo

Gold, classic Onion.

Even funnier because I skipped over the ‘drugs’ part of the title. Thought it was the Onion for a second…

Keep it coming, I’m glad to get this kind of info both about Dolan and meritless censorship on Reddit.

Good catch. I’m going to have to re-watch TOS.

There are blue Orions with antennae?

This is true, which I’d assumed was the reason that I heard talk of limits to its scope, specifically concerning sedition or actions which ran counter to the national interest/security. Bit of a Pandora’s Box though, absolutely.

Tariff? Simply ban their import.

What was the result of the announcement to rescind Musk’s Canadian citizenship? I saw the first stories about it, but nothing since, I’d say that successfully removing the legal citizenship of someone directly and ardently working counter to Canada’s national interests should count as sanction, no?

Please more Andorian content, please more Andorian content, please more Andorian content, please more Andorian content…

Big Beans? :3

*optimized XXXXL-size for simultaneous choking and finge- I mean, uh, nevermind.

It’s not so different, just upside-down.

@eatham@aussie.zone Yes, there was “a chill in the air” on their their 12th birthday, given the general state of world diplomacy.

Plot twist, OP is 98 years old, and they’re not talking about the weather.

Voice acting? Reject modernity, embrace Dwarf Fortress.

Holdup, someone Roseanne’ed it?

Peak content, I busted my sides laughing so hard that I think my neighbours might have heard me.

Unfun fact: it was kidnapping, just the legal kind from which civil society and civilians have less and less protection over time.

If any of you have never seen one in person, and want to make yourself uncomfortable, dedicate some time conducting personal research into what detention centers look/are like for detainees/prisoners and how they operate. Often nothing more than indoor dog kennel fencing bolted to concrete floors with 24/7 fluorescent lighting, as little food/water as is legally permitted, denial of the right to legal counsel, and medical personnel specifically instructed to suspect that every single medical issue is nothing more than an excuse to weasel out of confinement. The setup and conditions aren’t accidental, don’t let their designers, builders, or overseers fool you into believing otherwise, the cruelty is implicit.

Well damn, that’s an odd one for the Winnipeg history file.

“Local resident detained and arrested on suspicion of smuggling Santa Claus’ bones stolen from Turkey.”