Don’t dox yourself, but can we know your region so we can be not there?.

That’s great news! My cardiologist has been looking at getting a boat.

Go home, Japan! You’re drunk!

A corndog with cheese inside would probably sell well.

I stand corrected…uh…what did you say your name was? Ah, I stand corrected, you there.

I’m glad to hear that. Knowing that really made my day! QaPla!

I think that’s wise.

Yeah, buddy, they’re just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.

[Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Just like Liberals and Communists in WWII.

How do they keep the pizza on the kebab skewer?

Thanks for doing the math!

Cat has plenty of air! Don’t listen!

I bet that’s hilarious. I’ll have to look it up.

Pork Texas-ton.

Your birthday parties must be wild.

Are you really going to take a shot at pineapple while this monstrosity runs amok?

Most of the people I know who are named “Bill” are larger than the head of a cow, though.

Congratulations traveler! You have discovered the core of the joke!

Ha ha ha ha. I accidentally responded to my own post rather than the comment I intended…a couple of times.