This is the premise of Johnny Got His Gun, an anti-war novel by Dalton Trumbo.
This is the premise of Johnny Got His Gun, an anti-war novel by Dalton Trumbo.
I also liked (paraphrasing): “Can you think of any other candidates capable of beating trump?” Joe: “Yeah, at least 50 of them.”
My pharmacy sends a survey after every visit. Nothing ever improves.
Or a bivouac in which you can be constrained until you suffocate.
It def involves crypto.
That Faustian bargain really working out for him.
you need eggs for dinner
Do you, though? I’ve swapped which nights I’m making which dinners so I can pick up missing ingredients on a day I’m going out anyway.
Yellow, purple, black.
I was luckily born with pink and blue.
As a homebody I’m curious, how did you meet your fiancee?
Yeah I’d like to see them pick between 17 kinds of peanut butter.
Why are we shaming someone who’s learning? They’re one of today’s 10,000.
Just rewatched Bridesmaids and it fits this pretty well.
Why isn’t everyone having fun? I specifically requested it.
Who’s reading this post in 1895? Because I accidentally dropped my phone while time traveling.
We really need Luke Cage for this.
She’s dating the kool-aid man.
I’m still waiting for duck pics. Not a typo.
Person ordering pizza: “My house is definitely on Fallingbrook Dr.”
Narrator: it was not.
I hope your day gets better.
Person man, person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man
Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, Person Man