While you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.

Saw right through this joke 👻

Guys, I think it’s time to talk about the elephant in the room.

I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.

They already have our email addresses and our mobile numbers. They should be sending us calendar invites, not some scrap of cardstock I’m gonna lose. My therapist has a system that sends text reminders. Why is my doctor not up to speed.

The tightest end dump pile is still a fat line.

This is an amusing sentence out of context.

Maybe it wanted to turn around. Busch Gardens is just 40 miles back.

A very excellent point. I should have realized.

He might not have been fully up to speed yet. This sign is just past a weigh station (I’ve driven this stretch many, many times), and VDOT said he had just gone through the station. Though that doesn’t answer why the bed was up. Could have bumped the switch?

:::Edit to strike through this nonsense:::I am leaning toward the other explanation of drive shaft breaking and pole vaulting the trailer into the sign.

If that’s the case, why did they arrest the driver on reckless driving? Sounds like pure accident. Even if it was negligent maintenance, that’s not the driver’s fault, that’s on the trailer owner. Right? (IANACDL 😄)

On a scale from 1 to 10, that trailer was at a Snoop Dogg.

You did it all for the wookie, the wookie, the wookie…

I did alright for a while. Changing up clients worked when I started to get bored.

It’s not going so great now. Considering a career change but also not wanting to throw away years of experience and a professional license. But yeah, I’m at “this is all bullshit and I don’t wanna”.

Sounds like ‘modediagnose’ could be translated as “fad diagnosis” maybe?

It’s a problem with health providers here too.

If i had seen an umbrella like this from my office window, it would have given me a good chuckle. You will be sure to brighten other’s dreary days.

We had one neighbor leave their tree up all year in a corner window. They just changed the color of the lights and the decorations to match holiday du jour. I always looked forward to one of their resets.

In my old neighborhood, the Diwali lights just stayed up through Christmas and New Years. Our HOA had a 1 month rule for leaving holiday decorations on the house, but they didn’t dare try to enforce it until February. 😄

Ew, did Beetlejuice put his engagement ring complete with severed finger in someone’s wine glass?

Leave it to this sub to craic a good joke

and if you’ve done your job well, there’s mud in all the cracks