Ugh. Well played!

Look to get out of their way, move over, pull over, whatever, and try to let them past.

I like to imagine that anyone who is tailgaiting me is a bomb-defusal tech on their way to defuse a bomb at an orphanage for blind children. Then I get out of their way and wish them god speed to their vital mission! “Go save those blind orphans, you goddam hero!”

Never put off to tomorrow today what you can put off to next week tomorrow.

So? How was it?

Still karma whoring then!

I think this is the first example of blatant karma farming I’ve seen on lemmy. It was inevitable.

Any females?

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms…

I’m not convinced I ever had a bottle to lose.

There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
“But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can.”

Mmmm. On-yons.

Sweet, sweet, dessert planet…

My eight year old laughed. My ten year old groaned. My wife sighed and rolled her eyes.

Perfection.

Surely ‘Why are jokes about mythological creatures so tedious?’ would be a better set-up?

Mahna Mahna!

RS-232 FTW!

Have you seen the bowl belonging to the dog? (The intended question of the asker. You’re right, it’s missing the possessive.)

vs.

Have you seen the dogs bowling? (The dad’s perfect misinterpretation.)

Pfft.

Without even looking: Prowler, Remember Tomorrow, Phantom of the Opera, Running Free, Transylvania, Charlotte the Harlot, Iron Maiden’s gonna getcha no matter how far, Iron Maiden wants you for dead!

Man, I love the first two albums. Paul couldn’t sing much but he screamed really well.

I’m guessing it was Wargames.

I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.