noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.

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See. Told you it works!

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Looks like a cute lil poop Cousin Itt left behind…

Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

Arnold Palmer ain’t dead yet!

IT’S FREEDOM ICE

I started making Sous Vide infused syrups for my cocktails. Which led to a lot more cocktails & an esoteric obstinance when it comes drinking well drinks out on the town… poor bartenders.

It’s gotta be Animal climbing outta the bathtub…

So could you smash car windows with these bits? Are they like the snake bite things made out of smashed up spark plugs?

Just curious if it’s the same type/grade of ceramic, or if this stuff would just continue to shatter/bounce off.

And no, I’m not planning on smashing up at knives at Target in order to rob the cars in the parking lot.

Go do that at Home Depot after you smash up a few display toilets.

I have no idea if it would work, but I do have a spare CRT monitor if you blow yours up.

Maybe look into a direct box? I had to use one when recording to change the ohms between the instrument & the usb interface in the tower.

I was hoping I could plug it into my guitar & watch the sounds on an old computer monitor…

That’s so sad. I used to go camping up at Black Mountain & Old Fort was always a stop on the way in or back.

lol, I don’t think most incels could find a truck stop if they wanted too. There aren’t any to stop at along the way between their rage boners & their keyboards…

I wanna fuel a new complex within the religious right! Now that crowd values a truck stop!

Next time ask if they’re taking bets!

This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!

You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!

Look, I’m no aficionado, but this piece is just transcendent. Sure, this starts off a bit messy, but it becomes a solid poop joke several stories up.

Let’s not discount the importance of this piece here.

So if a Kentucky Shower is gettin naked in the rain, this would be a…

Florida Flash Splash?

Arkansas Southpaw?

Texas Turd Step?

LIVESTREAM

Take it to a Brian Eno, they’ll swap out it with a steamy fetid one, a few questions asked.

Wait… Like the Principality of Sealand?

Was Major Bates still there?

Found my new desktop…