I did end up researching Pavlov after posting and whether he had any famous paradoxical discoveries. This joke was copypasta from a submission site I am afraid, lol. They are doctors, a pair of docs.

Some of the cats might be dead due to Shrodinger’s paradox.

They are doctors who have paradoxical theories (pair of docs) but after some research Pavlov’s theory of conditioning is not a paradox so the site I ripped this joke off of may have used the wrong doctor.

It both makes sense and doesn’t at the same time but eventually the punchline might ring a bell.

Getting this joke takes joint effort.

What about a little fountain spritz of lit up water like in that one Simpsons episode?

“FlushMe: Have You Shat Today!?”

No, the flies know what they’re doing.

The one Kadabra and Alakazam has lol

I have a doctor that actually cares. If I had one that didn’t, I would not stop until I found one that did. It’s mostly getting the insurance to cover medications that they don’t. The doctor usually spends the last hour of his day doing this, for me and other patients. You have to find a local doctor outside of a major city with less client base so they DO have the time. I am in the US. My deductible is very high but the medication I take is life sustaining and I can never pay for it. I have to do this every 6mo to a year: make an appointment and hope the doctor gets their way. Once they didn’t and that is why I am at my current doctor. There is not much negotiating a patient can do calling the insurance themselves. They will just look and see you don’t know what you are talking about. No matter how you complain about the symptoms, your financial burden, your family, or the fact of it being life-sustaining. Best to have a medical professional advocate. I have even tried with doctor letters and emails forwarded before calling. That is why I wonder what the doctor actually says that gets through.

And your doctor will have to fight with the insurance company over the phone for an hour to do a pre-auth. When my doctor wants to perform something or give a certain treatment not covered, he assures me he will make this long and stressful call. I really wonder what they are discussing and what goes on in these conversations…

Some of them turn into gifs on the hosting platform but you have to search google and create an account. Imgur makes you give a phone number so I didn’t make an account with them. I found pxlmo.com which only requires a name, email to make one that you can just make up and use a dedicated email if you wanna stay private. Pxlmo has a 20mb file size limit for videos. You can Google a site that lets you upload a video and compress it if it is too long. Then you just copy the link and add it to the description of your post. It will open in the in-app player on some of the Lemmy supported apps. I use Boost for Lemmy but usually you can’t embed them. Lemmy on a browser will probably open a new tab. The reason I use image/video hosting is to remain anonymous because my real name is on my YouTube.

I bet the Atlanta one is way bigger than Camden. I went to Jersey in 2020. Empty during Covid.

Love the Jellies!

(If you post your video to an image hosting site like imgur, or there are some alternatives. If there is a video size limit, use an online file compressor to reduce file size.)

Parents: why don’t you come to us with problems anymore?

Kids: because ChatMommy and ChatDaddy listen, and when we come to you asking to give us support, you claim we already HAVE support at home.

I switched from depakote to Zyprexa because I was gaining too much weight. Olanzapine still makes you hungry but less than depakote. I gained 40 lbs on Depakote. I gain a pound or two every few months with Zyprexa. I switched to one meal a day though with a healthy snack in the morning. Manage weight better from medication side effects with a water flavor-sweetener. When you are hungry, take a sip. Helps for hydration and hunger at the same time.

Because it works. They are designed to simulate human conversation. They are great at repeating/summarizing and reframing situations and empathy- skills of a therapist. Since they know resources, the validity of coping techniques and other suggestions the possibility of the responses being AI hallucinations doesn’t really matter because they are easily tested for practicality by the user, once given. And we can logically test many AI suggestions in our heads to easily determine their validity.

I meant a big salary like that. If you read my other comments. This was a genuine question. OP had good point.

It doesn’t seem like charity if some of your donation goes to the CEO. I understand they gotta make a living but to still call it a charity and run by millionaires that got rich BECAUSE of that charity is ridiculous.

Fixed to THAT much is a crime! Lol.

How do they get a salary if they are non-profit? Does the donation money just go to them?