Damn. If I had to do it all again, I’d be a Japanese guy with hair dye

Damn he looks amazing for being 60

Beyond gorgeous, well done

For anyone that hasn’t seen this, it’s the best SNL sketch in years https://youtu.be/jDF6SuYmqBM?si=4I-27_8ZaaH9Dado

Chip

Oh, fucking finally

Self sealing stem bolts

"One water. Room temperature."

They were at war!

They actually both shot on the Paramount lot next to each other. It made it really easy for cameos and such

Yup. Looks like the moon alright. Jk, super proud of their space program

Bravo. Thanks for taking the time

Holy hell. Did you just type that out?

Mr President, what the hell?

Filthy spoonheads

I mean, he’s kind of paid to right?

Welp, I’ll never buy their swill again

And all it cost was the self respect of one (1) starfleet officer

Man, imagine imploding in a vacuum. Now THATS a fuckup