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Or keeping half your attention on the clock to leave at the right time
Or keeping half your attention on the clock to leave at the right time
Takes one to know one
When the Wii U came out, we only referred to it as Weeeeooooo
Thanks, I’d never seen that! It’s pretty glorious itself
Best intro EVER
Alternative facts, thank you very much
Many universities have money that they are allowed to use to invest, as long as the principal is used for explicit educational purposes. The investments are supposed to be public/reported, though there have always been complaints that they aren’t.
Students are protesting at college campus that have reported investments in Israel related companies (some, notably, directly related to war efforts) to demand the universities divest from those investments. Some universities have conceded and done so. Others have just called the cops.
NYT Article: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/03/business/brown-university-divestment-israel-gaza.html
Brown University explanation of their endowments: https://investment.brown.edu/endowment
The team acknowledges that other forces could be at play that might explain the behavior that they simulated but suggest they are less likely.
Space Whales
They don’t make em like they used to. I died at “my lawnmower!”
You might recognize a younger, less murderous football player named OJ Simpson catching and attempting to spike a baby.
The Untouchables movie scene for reference:
We need Leslie Nielson to say it
They are wanted for questioning about the pompitous of love
I have two or three foods that cause that reaction. I’ve just said that I’m allergic. Saves a lot of explanation.
As a father who either has to prepare the same meals over and over, or else make two separate meals, I do not share your positive outlook
I coulda thrown it over those mountains.
Oh, right dang it. Sorry it’s been a couple… decades… apparently… Fuck I’m old
Some parents name their kids for peak dominance in a cruel world.
Some parents name their kids after their favorite Napoleon dynamite character
Here’s my anecdote. When it became legal here, I’d try to find what tastes good. Sometimes I’d want to die laughing, others I’d want to sleep. Either way, the illegal stuff I’d had never hit nearly as hard. Then I started paying attention to packaging. Sativa was my laughing drug 100%.
Problem is, like mentioned above, most of it now is “a blend!” and it’s bullshit.
My house had wrong directions for both Apple and Google maps. Google had it fixed within the first year. Apple, going on 6 years and 4 attempts, remains incorrect.
Sounds frustrating as hell
Then you stimulate the clitoris