On one hand, I want to downvote this because nobody: is a shitty meme.

On the other, the rest of it is still funny so, fuck it, I’m upvoting.

I hope you have enjoyed this peek at my internal monologue.

people really need to fucking train their small dogs, it’s not okay to let them act like that.

With big dogs they consequences of not training them are too severe for people to completely ignore it, but with small dogs they just sort of end up as neurotic wrecks and people seem to think that’s… cute??

no, train your fucking dogs, it’s not normal for small dogs to be nervous and aggressive, you’re fucking abusing your family members.

This is what small dogs should be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cn0KzdIc40