Ah, a fellow black sheep of the family, history and filth lover
We shall go on to the end, we shall fuck in France, we shall fuck on the seas and oceans, we shall fuck with growing confidence and growing strength in her hair… whatever the cost may be, we shall fuck on the beaches… we shall fuck in the fields and in the streets, we shall fuck in the hills; we shall never surrender…
As Jack Black and Kyle Gass famously said, “You don’t always have to fuck her hard / in fact sometimes that’s not right to do.”
Clearly Mom is in the mood for some smooth Gorbachev loving right now, love and smooches. He can tear up that pussy later when she’s feeling feistier.
Follow-up joke: Gorbachev’s scalp ain’t gonna be the only thing stained in mom’s bedroom after tonight.
Doooohhhh ma gaaawd!
To the tune of I get around by the beach boys.
Dad dad fuck my dad I fuck my dad i fuck my daaaad
RIP cumtown
This is why we won the Cold War.
Reminds me of my first anti-joke as a kid:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andropov [the Soviet Premier before Gorbachev]
Andropov who?
Andropov the kids at school!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorbachev
Gorbachev who?
Gorbachev the kids at school!The cat did not do anything wrong
